unicornios-everywhere

“How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair in a ponytail…”
Renoirs (via renoirs)

truthstated:

psychonoelle:

dietchola:

the fact that some day our generation is going to be leading the country is terrifying because we’re all fucking idiots

But we’re funny.

We are pretty hilarious.

(via fangirling-for-yaoi)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda, via fangirling-for-yaoi)

she-was-too-fond-of-books:

How am I supposed to read new books if I’m still obsessing over old ones??

(via fangirling-for-yaoi)

“Cop: “Do you know why I stopped you?”
Me: “Because you were picked on in high school and for once in your shitty life, you have power?””
Renoirs (via renoirs)